Roquefort:It's notreally hard, Berlioz. Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. He sneaked upbehind me and tailgated me. Lafayette [offscreen]I got him, I got him, I got him! And I come after the cats. dvdsuper1. Duchess: Yes. [The baby bird flies out of Quasimodo's hand and he starts to frown as he watches its freedom. 2005. I thought he'd never leave! Abigail: We are to meet himat Le Petit Cafe. Duchess: Now that will do, honey. I'll see ya down stream. Abigail: And look at his crooked smile. What is the Jawi script exactly and why did they stop using it in from www.quora.com. And I'm not a man either. Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. Mark Elliott: Coming this summer from Walt Disney Pictures. Beau Weaver: Here are special previews of the next Disney animated masterpieces coming to theaters. Why? But first, introductions. He's been hereall the time. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Marie, my little one,you're going to be as beautifulas your mother. They're too cutesy." Perhaps a magic carpet built for two? Abigail: Oh, how horribly nice! WebThe Aristocrats, a documentary by magician/comic Penn Gillette and comedian Paul Provenza, follows the genesis of "the filthiest joke ever told." [ Stammering ]D-D-Don't rush me. And they have two children, Betsy and Timmy. Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? O'Malley: I'm all right,Duchess,honey. Scram! Marie: I'll show youif I'm a lady or not. [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. Toulouse: Good idea, mama. Something smells awfully good. Marie: Ooh, that would be wonderful, sir! You just hide over there and youleave the rest to J. Thomas O'Malley. Toulouse: Don't worry, mama, we will. Now, dear, you goto the piano and-- Run a long. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. Please,you must stop that. Now what's the hang-up,your ladyship? So much likeour own dear England. So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! [We cut to the thieves pointing their swords around Aladdin, Abu and Iago to the beat of the music] Taking whatever we please! The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can't control it. Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Bill Maher: It's a family act, but it's a twist because they're retarded. Look out for Edgar! You've just rescued Thomas, right? Here, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! As with any other aristocrats video, this one also contains incredibly nasty profanity. Struck by lightning. Wish me luck. The stormwill soon pass. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. I-- I couldnever leave her. Mark Elliott: But a band of notorious thieves. Duchess: Now, Berlioz. Haven'tyouforgotten something for Frou-Frou, darling? Amelia: Now, ah, listen to our idea, you stand here, dear. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Yes, yes, of course,but you know what to do. Absolutely. WebComedians don't tell jokes. Let's rock the joint! Breakfast, a la carte. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. O'Malley:[offscreen]All right. Come on. Dig thesefancy wigwams. You know. Lafayette: He's back on the moter-thingy. He's beenmarinated in it. Mm. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin" showed you an entire new world. [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. Hey! I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's do NOT f*** your family. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! Toulouse: I was havinga funny dream. [Screen flashes on the last note of the music, but the white screen fades to the title in front of a black background]. I'll get flat feet. Because no one is gonna book this show! Scat Cat: [to the others]I don't dig him. Scat Cat: [ Trumpet Blaring ][ Laughing ]Well, looky here. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Abigail: Oh, dear! Our poor owner,in that big mansion where we lived,all alone. Cassim: You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves. [Shrieking] What's going on?! O'Malley: How 'bout youand me, Duchess? Duchess[offscreen]Well--Yes, my love,but you must be very quiet or I'll send you to bed. [ Hiccups ]. His chin isvery weak too. Disney classic animated feature aristocats script (version 1.0) disclaimer: Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces? [offscreen] Lafayette,what in tarnation you trying to do!? ". [Hiccupping]Look. Andy Richter: And the man says "The Aristocrats" [long pause] and did I mention that two of the men are probably Jews? Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! But we've got to hurry. You are a great talent. Adelaide, madame, you mean to sayyou're leavingyour vast fortune to Edgar? I can't wait. Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]That bird cage? Yeah. The Aristocrats Joke Script. Georges Hautecourt: Will, eh? Jon Stewart: Just the other day I was eating my own sh*t. Jon Ross: And then, the denouement the butt f***ing. [ Laughing ]. I've never seen you three here before. Splendid! 17 I'm doin' fine! Roquefort:[ Muttering ]Why did I listen to that O'Malley cat!? You are most fortunatewe happened along. John Leader: He created a motion picture based on a story that held a special place in his heart. Georges Hautecourt: [voice] To your cats? My bad. Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. Oh, thank goodness. Champagne,dancing the night away. Duchess: So, why won't you join us,Monsieur Roquefort? It will come later. Mark Elliott: "Toy Story". (onscreen)Five! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: You're a shamelessflatterer, Georges. John Leader: Walt Disney had a special gift [Clips of "Pinocchio", "Cinderella" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" are revealed] for taking classic stories with memorable characters and turning them into magical movies. What do you think? Napoleon: No, no. Remember when I took you to Sea World? This is not a joke, this would go on TV. I was asleep a winkall day. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you're having sex with your family I don't condone it. O'Malley: Well, humans don't really worrytoo much about their pets. Amelia: Now listen to this, I am Amelia Gabble,and this is my sister--. Roquefort: Oh, thank you. Amelia: No! And that's the act. Gottfried claimed he was unable to get a direct flight, because "they had to make a stop at the Empire State Building." You don't need to scream. There's always something new and emotional from Disney. Beau Weaver: And look for these grand Disney movies to add to your home video collection. A family walks in to a talent. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Duchess: Oh, no! And that! Oh, dear,what a terrible night. Roquefort: Duchess, kittens, gone? Laverne: Nobody wants to stay cooped up here forever. Ho, ho, ho! Ow! Billy Boss: So? Marie: Mama,l guess I had a nightmareand fell out of bed. Hugo: Pour the wine and (farts with his armpit 3 times) cut the cheese! The percussionist - I love that word, "percussionist" - is going to put his triangle, put it in front of my triangle, and "Clang-a-Lang-a-Lang Went the Trolley," just the way Momma sang it, and then, I'm gonna take the banger to the triangle and cling-a-lang it until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon, and I'm gonna take it and stretch it out and I'm going to wrap it around the microphone cord and fling it over my shoulder the way Mommy used to do. Come on. IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. Mangy tramps! "I just want to end by saying education and family values are very important," the comedian said. Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! [We cut to Scud running to the camera barking, and Woody shrieks as the camera zooms in on his butt]. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. Napoleon: Right there, man. Which pets get to sleepon velvet mats? But where? When they're seenupon an airing. Duchess:Oh, thank you so muchfor offering us your home. Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor. Berlioz: Mama, do we have towaddle like they do? Mark Elliott: This summer, live the adventure. And I think this young manis very handsome. [offscreen] Maybe we'd betterfind another place, huh? It's a totally different show. I am really in a great deal of trouble. [Chuckling, Sniffing] So, what is that appetizing smell? WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Uncle Waldo: [Mumbling,Sighing &Hiccupping]. Frou-Frou: I know. [The tree branch Pooh is climbing on snaps apart] In their first and only feature-length motion picture. sporkythespaz. He's just helping us to get to--. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". [Presses the button on Buzz's back that causes him to karate chop and pushes Buzz while rapidly pressing the button]. Magic carpetit's gonna be. Ooh, it's them shoes again. Mark Elliott: With the click of the mouse, you bring the story to life! Helpingbeautiful dame--uh, damsels in distressis my specialty. Duchess: [Laughing]Why, monsieur,your name seems to coverall of Europe. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the [The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video and Pixar Animation Studios logos appear]. Hiya, chicks. And I always throw in that. We British liketo keep things proper. Berlioz: Andyou said we're gonnaride on your magic carpet. Live all the adventure of the movie and more. O'Malley:[offscreen]Hey, cool it, you little tiger. I'll think of a way. It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. Doug stanhope's variation of the aristocrats joke. ln trouble! Mysterious Cat-napperAbducts Family of Cats." Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. [offscreen]You believe me,don't you? Jon Stewart: Um Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. The Aristocats! Billy: No, but the rest is kind of hard to believe. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. You justdon't understand. [ Chuckling ]. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. WebIts an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Roquefort:A-A-Alley cats!? But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" You know it was the night of your grand premierethat we first met, remember? And that was my vacation. We're just a pairof sentimental old fools. Okay, baby. Web- The "Aristocrats." WebThe aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. The real joke is, it's not a Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? - The "Aristocrats." Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! [gasps] Not me! [7] It was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name by Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette. Scratch one butler. Amelia: You will never learn to swim properlywith that willow branch in your mouth. Edgar Balthazar: [ Panting ]Announcing Monsieur[ Panting ] Georges Hautecourt! Don't worry. Roquefort: Must keep still. The details of the joke change with every telling (and O'Malley: Uh-huh, yeah. The joke itself generally begins with a family auditioning for a talent agency. [The workers take the trunk and drive away. The family jumps. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. [After the green FBI warnings, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, but silent clips of Disney movies and some of the Disneyland presentations are shown]. The fun begins now on video! Mark Elliott: The "Toy Story: Animated Storybook" and "Toy Story: The Video Game", from Disney Interactive! You have [Gasping][Laughing] It's only a tree. Ow! Duchess: [Sighing] I understand perfectly,Monsieur O'Malley, sir. [The camera zooms into the theater screen as the screen fades to black]. Now, run along downstairs. Edgar! Lafayette:Well, c'est la guerre,Napoleon. Oh, and, Edgar, I'm expectingmy attorney, Georges Hautecourt. Guard #1: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah! The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. Roquefort: Not a sign of them, Frou-Frou,and I've searched all night. I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. Berlioz: I'm coming, Mama. Edgar Balthazar:Uh, allow me, Madame. Oh, it just isn't fair! Duchess: Now, now, my darling. Now you closeyour eyesand crossyour heart. We're on our way to Paris. Beloved comedian gilbert gottfried, who died tuesday, was as well known for his edgy and. with the starsas our guide. Now think "goose.". Duchess: Now, now, Toulouse. Mark Elliott: Lead Aladdin into his biggest adventure ever. The jokes setup and punch line often remain the same, but the midsection is improvised. [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! And other poems by Maya Angelou. What's all the yellin'about, huh? Jillette and Provenza tell dirty jokes. Frogs: [singing] Needeep, croak, ribbit, croak, needeep. Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. They shriek high-pitched until we fade to the crowd tossing confetti at Quasimodo]. He tries to shut it, but the alley cats attack]. Very good. Edgar Balthazar:Duchess,wherever have you been? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing]Now, Georges, do you must be serious. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing] Oh, Berlioz. ', Earlier in the clip, Gottfried joked that he first heard the joke told by wholesome Fifties crooner Pat Boone. So dysfunctional, it defies description. And what they do is they get on a pile of dead dungs and they f*** each other and then they have a big closing where they fist-f*** an autistic preteen. The aristocrats is a terminal movie. Lafayette: Oh, cricket bugsdon't wear shoes, man. O'Malley:Over there! Abigail:We're not chickens. You know, they make the morningradiant and light. When they're seen upon an airing. Fine. This kitten cat knows where it's at! They're in the trunk! We have guys f***ing and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. Hey,Mr. O'Malley, how much farther is it? Two cats throw a harness from the hay loft, encircling him. And it's gonna stop for passengersrighthere. You know. Whoo-whoo! Multiplied by nine times. I mean, oh, each cat will liveabout 12 years. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Don't fuss over me. I-l mean-- Well,I don't mean to interrupt. That was very nice of you. Chorus: [sings] Winnie the Pooh. [offscreen]Ah. And Ann suggests that they all go into the drawing room, where Ann then braids Betsy's beautiful blonde hair. Sounds like a gangof swinging hep cats. Hugo, Victor and Laverne: [singing] A guy like you! As I'm singing, "What'll I Have That I Don't Mario Cantone: Where'd that note go? Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. Which pets are proneto hardly any flaws? Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. One squeakywheelon the front, it sounds like. WebThe joke itself is very simple. Buzz Lightyear: Hey! Brainless lunatic! Naturellement! Scat Cat tosses a bucket of water over Edgar's head. For other uses, see, "Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes", "Diving Deep Into the Dirtiest Joke Ever in 'The Aristocrats', "After a 9/11 Joke Bombed, Gilbert Gottfried Told the Dirtiest Joke in Comedy", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Aristocrats&oldid=1135068379, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 22 January 2023, at 12:47. [Huffing]. [Clears Throat,Muttering]Aha. You eitherare or you're not. The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time Mr. O'Malley! Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. [onscreen]Down underneath here. It's creme de la cremeala Edgar. [We cut to Robin Williams in the recording booth]. But it is notquite Shakespeare. Bonsoir! And the talent agent says, What do you call yourselves? And the father sticks his chest out and goes, The Aristocrats. Merrill Markoe: They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses. (2x) Oh, Marie, are you all right? Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" I havea cracker with me. [Hugo keeps spitting as Victor now comes to life]. O'Malley pushes the pitchfork off with his hind feet, freeing himself. Berlioz: Oh, boy! This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! Edgar Balthazar: Alright: The coast is clear. The Muppets are hitting the high seas Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever. Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Careful, Toulouse! 7:01. I've had all the help I can take. Are you sure we can'tget home tonight? Ready, everyone? Napoleon: Ow, that's me! [ Laughing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat. All thoselittle kittens of yours, Duchess. They get the- towait. I don't understand why he would say that. Girls. Come along, dear. [Engine Starting,Backfiiring][Engine Sputtering,Backfiring][Backfiring Continues] [Gasping] The police station! [Laughing]I've some news straightfrom the horse's mouth,if you'll pardonthe expression, of course. Oh, dear! Will you hold on, please! Georges Hautecourt:Very well. He's nothing but a cad. You guys wanna hear a funny joke my Grandpa told me? Now, Toulouse, you goand start on with your painting. And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. Berlioz: I'll bet it's morethan a thousand. That feels good,Lafayette. Just hearing out loud descriptions of giddy sh*t-covered incest. Roquefort:Oh, now, wait a minute,fellas. Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Mark Elliott: The story of one extraordinary human being. I-l mean, eat--Eat well, of course. Well, that's easy for, uh,for what's-his-name to say. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Sir? There's no legal system at all in play in a joke. Toulouse, where are you? The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. Lafayette: Well, where'smy beddie-bye basket!? Kittens! [Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens]. Berlioz:[offscreen]Aw, shut up, Toulouse. Toulouse: Get her, Berlioz! Berlioz: [offscreen]Yeah. Have you seen Gallagher? [The mouse clicks the light switch, which makes the room dark. And for goodness sakes,do be careful! 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